Hamburglar?
today i made one final trip to the dollar store (but wait, that's not the funny part). i swear i just needed steel wool to clean out our oven because we are moving AGAIN tomorrow. Anyway, I have started traveling around with the camera in my purse, in case my daughter does something adorable. we only have like 10 billion pictures so far i would hate to miss a kodak moment (little side trip here- does any one else think of cindy lauper when they hear kodak? remember that commercial with "i see your true colors shining through..." alright maybe i am nuts). so i run into the dollar store seeking wool of steel and as i passed by the soap dishes i had to stop and take a second look. were those real half-eaten hamburgers displayed with pride? yes, yes they were. it was at this point that i realized that this was another sign that i do not belong in this store. nevermind the attractive price, everytime i walk through those doors it eats a little bit of my soul. i snapped a picture because i thought it would really add to this little story...
3 Comments:
I think I just peed in my pants! Stop, walk away and don't look back. April, you are above the dollar store and all its meaty glory!
That was hilarious...and also gross. Good luck with your move. The strangest things happen to you.
Do you think the half eaten hamburger still costs a dolla? They should only charge fiddy cents.
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